Kirei Kotomine

The Legend
Kirei Kotomine (disambiguation) may refer to one of the many godlike individuals that exist parallel in the Multiverse, including;
 * Kirei (Earth 1, DepressedPriest) Ex-Burger King Employee
 * Kirei (Earth 342, Arjuna Versus Karna Duology) Power Level: 656234 Million, Currently manager of AXS.
 * Super Baby Kirei (Unknown Timestream)
 * Perfect Kirei (Universe 6) Killed Son Goku and gave birth to Gohan Kotomine.
 * Origin Kirei (Kotomine Origins) Circumstances Unknown
 * Kireiling (Ridleysphere Earth) Self-multiplying clone fusions of Kirei and Ridley Metroid.
 * Dorky Kirei (Earth-8008135) Nerdy twat.

The Fate
All Kirei's, regardless of timestream or universe, share common traits, such as their appearance and voice actor.

The source of a Kirei's power is their Dick. This was detailed in Kotomine Origins, where a Kirei was attempting to dominate the world by re-uniting himself with his severed member.

Kirei's also have the ability to control their Baldness exceptionally well across all known deviations.

All members of the Kirei clan have a weakness to Alleyways, but Starbucks, Subway and Nandos are places of power to them.